Thursday, May 19, 2011

Winner!

It's me, I'm the guy I'm talking about, the winner! Remember that post were I entered an illustration into a competition? l well I won it! I won it good. now I need to come up with a bio.  so I rolled up my sleeves and produced these:

[REDACTED] lives and works in a universe he is assured is largely predetermined, as such he often sleeps in and thinks "if I don't get up, it must be the way the universe intended" it turns out that it is the universal will for [REDACTED] to be a lazy sack, five days out of the week.

[REDACTED] lives and works in St. Paul MN. a city half in half out of this century. if one wanders in st. paul, one is likely to get lost and end up conscribed into a prohibition era hooch smuggling ring. this, as of yet hasn't happened to [REDACTED] as a result he often takes walks blindfolded.

[REDACTED] is wandering eccentric currently based out of St. Paul.  he invests most of his vital energies into drawing painting and the memorization of arcane poems and spells.
you can often find him pacing and mumbling outside the main branch of the St. Paul library.

[REDACTED] 25, in poor standing with his bookie and his mother. Paint's murals for money. he has no fixed address and has an unnatural disposition for out of style clothing, which he claims "never goes out of fashion"

[REDACTED], son of famed astronaut Paul Bunyan, spent his early years as an enchanted cat on the run from the law. Since then it's been nothing but catnip

[REDACTED], born to a mother and father, lives amongst others of his species and some smaller domesticated animals. He provides sustenance for himself by traveling to a building and remaining there for some hours preforming several tasks.



That's all I have for now. If someone wants to write a real one, I would like to accept that proposal. who knows stuff about me.  [REDACTED]

3 comments:

  1. or the composite: The BENCHY, born to a mother and father, lives amongst others of his species and some smaller domesticated animals. He provides sustenance for himself by traveling to a building and remaining there for some hours preforming several tasks.
    BENCHY lives in a universe he is assured is largely predetermined, as such he often sleeps in, thinking: "if I don't get up, it must be the way the universe intended." It turns out that it is the universal will for the BENCHY to be a lazy sack, five days out of seven on average.

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  2. also an addition from Derek: Once ate a live beaver thumping and all.

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  3. Response to my bio:

    Thanks Michael!

    Let us work up a bio for the book and we'll run it by you in a few weeks.

    Regards,
    [Chinookbook]

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