sexy fridge magnets (WARNING OFFENSIVE)

Just recently, I've moved in with strangers, I noticed that there was "magnetic poetry" first thing. It wasn't till this morning that I actually stopped to investigate. each and every phrase was filthy, or attempting to be.

for your enjoyment here is that list:

• betcha think we are inspecting your firm woman drill*
• it squeeze these tender growing produce near her giant jugees
• investigate the muffin
• we want chimichanga to plow my clam hole and tickle the package
• explore here at an end and put it in two nice smooth cheeks
• pet flesh
• for our tremendous happy play equipment behind the standing wood**
• give kiss to the snake thing
• I believe she tastes private from under trouser for come***
• to miss, is like touching bare cucumber ß
• Some did busy night nibbling but they trim hair
• bosom is special celestial fruit of nature
• pickle her seed ≤
• my wet warm sex whole
• sausage deep then nut the sauce on their head
• delicious flavor
• do good melons overtime ≠

*     The concept of the 'woman drill' evades me, I can only assume that this was a part of a larger text at one point, possibly the word 'hole' was intended to come directly after. (alternatively, and this just occurred to me, I may have been thinking of this from too standard a sexual filter, could this me a reference to a 'Strap-on'?)

**   As well as I can interpret this it's an invitation, or a toast, too the testicles behind the penis. (any help with interpretation here is welcome)

*** I don't have anything to say about this, really, I just think it's awesome

ß I used a coma here to signify that the first line of text was slightly above the rest, so that it was like a personal correspondence.

example:

               to miss,

                   is like touching

               bare cucumber.

                     love,

                     fridge

this theory has been disputed by other scholars but I 'stand firm' in my conviction.

≤ it's easy to dismiss this as nonsense, when honestly I think it may have much more dramatic underpinnings. What can her seed be other than her developing fetus? which has been  fertilized by the above described acts, it can only be an afterward to the story of carnal pleasures listed above. So a pickled seed could be easily interpreted as an aborted fetus, or a "jar baby". Additionally It is stated as a command 'pickle her seed'! as a man would say to his cohorts. As in "Hold the woman down, and abort that fetus!"  So that what may seem harmless is actually a masculine fantasy horror-show, Like the mythical Chronos eating his own children.

≠  I made up that last one.