Friday, May 27, 2011

I have my history to the free translator. ( I told a story to the free translator)

Inspired by a song, and myself, and a couple, I spent an inordinate amount of time this morning in poetic collaboration with freetranslatior.com. I actually would, and maybe even at some point will continue the project, but as you might be able to tell, I am a free association jumble at the moment. I'm afraid for my brain!
this poem started as me telling the free translator a story about an awful looking spider on my steering-wheel last night, and then it remained sane and clinical, and in response I became crazy (lather, rinse, repeat). it pretty quickly lead me into a tragic love story in a distopian hellscape. I actually kinda want to write a short story about it.

title: The Mine and Leaves, Victorious

(Where in I am the inexact lover) 
this one, of you 
'attentive' never was my 'strong process'
and my will was done in.  
  

(Where the hopes in which my roads)
if I form a change, to change the way 
that I think on the steering wheel
If I form a shift!

(Not my personal exit, and there is a conflict with, the Mine and Leaves: victorious), 
the eternal luck to obtain to my fingers
was the white yellow color to be rotten 
to do me and him, 
a question of territory, 
"never of or near, the lake," 
and walked for to obtain my hands that took.  

"Was"

"I owe"

(Where in: I step where I) am
I asleep, on a wall of sick yellow colors.
I awoke, asleep, on a wall of sick yellow colors.    
It was, they all, I do 
but I to try to look at a corner of my eye

(Where in I do a terrible violence and I dissociate doing the fact)
my hand as the knife, the muscula, the bone on one, 
I told him this:  "If you cause an
accident, that is not to suffer" 
my hands neglect just.  

(In it changes the defect/ Pre-Cambrian fault) 
In its poison of mouth, each minute of thought. 
this there is not that, my life of height, 
sound the old one and height one, 
it is not the damaging one, my life of height, 
its the old and high one,

(inside that is the one, that have the eye, my employer)
to Know my darling and I was between its workers  
was among its workers
and that it was mad at me

(Where I am victorious, but in the high price) 
it has been launched of the car, 
but this one does not see, 
the thought is that "I am" lateral to signify, "where".  
It to be imagined in my suit and under my hat, 
It to be imagined in my process and under my hat, this
poison injects in my skin that as of I, 
to permit is "the insolent storm".

EDIT:
I had to make sense of it before my brain would let it go, so here it is re ordered, edited, elaborated and combined with poetic pros:

The Mine and Leaves Victorious.


Not my personal exit, there is a conflict with 
'the Mine and Leaves: Victorious'
the eternal luck to obtain to my fingers
was the white yellow-color to be rotten 
to do the things we did, me and him
Deplorible; 
the spring
brought out of stone
with a staff
 
a question of territory 
"never of, nor near, the lake," 
he walked for to obtain my hands that took
like brother Crain

[for a time we went about, together as brothers, engaging the people in the street 
in wrestling compititions. we fought dirty and pulled their beards, taking their money 
when they lay gasping. treating them latter to burgers and shakes when we came 
across them by accident, and they weren't sore at us a bit. "good old boys" they'd 
say. But we had that old style falling out, and he flew off somewhere, to do miracles.]

(Where in I do a terrible violence and I dissociate doing the fact)
my hand as the knife, the muscula, the bone on one, 
I told him this:  "If you cause an
accident, that one is not to suffer" 
my hands neglect just.  

[when I came across him again I was in rags, and he on a high seat, suddenly the son 
of someone or another, dressed in splendor, with great white wings. Wings I broke!]

Where the seed is buried in the road
if I form a change, to change the way 
that I think on the steering wheel
If I form a shift!

["But how I want to repent, he was my brother, even if his father is someone or another, 
even if we have different mothers." I said it and meant it! I would have bandaged his 
wings, and brought him soups by the bucket-full, but his wife was in the court, and she 
looked so fresh. So I stole into their bedchambers while he laid up in hospice, and fed 
him poison soup.]

Where in I am the inexact lover: 
this one, of you, near me 
'attentive' never was my strongest process
and my will was done in.  

"Was"

"I owe"

[I owned her body in the way men used to. I made it mine with bullying and mind 
games. I say these things now, as if I own them, but to myself, in dark rooms, 
all alone, I just say "She wore you down, how could you be good with a woman like her?"]

In you, changes the defect (Pre-Cambrian fault)
In it's poison of mouth; each minute of thought. 
"this there is not that, my life of height" 
sound the horns, the old one and high one comes! 
it is not the damaging one: my life of height
its the old and high one

[his father suspects, but gives me a high station in his world]

inside! see him?
that is the one, that have the eye, my employer
to Know my darling and I was between its workers  
was among its workers
and that it was furious with me

[He must have given me that job just to keep watchful over my wicked ways.]

it has been launched from the car, 
but this one (me) does not see, 
the thought is that "I am" lateral to signify, "where".  
'It' to be imagined in my suit and under my hat, 
'It' to be imagined in my process and under my hat, this
poison insect injects in my skin 'that' as in 'I'
 
to permit is 
"the insolent storm".  


Thursday, May 26, 2011

sexy fridge magnets (WARNING OFFENSIVE)

Just recently, I've moved in with strangers, I noticed that there was "magnetic poetry" first thing. It wasn't till this morning that I actually stopped to investigate. each and every phrase was filthy, or attempting to be.
for your enjoyment here is that list:

  • betcha think we are inspecting your firm woman drill*
  • it squeeze these tender growing produce near her giant jugees
  • investigate the muffin
  • we want chimichanga to plow my clam hole and tickle the package
  • explore here at an end and put it in two nice smooth cheeks
  • pet flesh
  • for our tremendous happy play equipment behind the standing wood**
  • give kiss to the snake thing
  • I believe she tastes private from under trouser for come***
  • to miss, is like touching bare cucumber ß
  • Some did busy night nibbling but they trim hair
  • bosom is special celestial fruit of nature
  • pickle her seed ≤
  • my wet warm sex whole
  • sausage deep then nut the sauce on their head
  • delicious flavor
  • do good melons overtime ≠

*     The concept of the 'woman drill' evades me, I can only assume that this was a part of a larger text at one point, possibly the word 'hole' was intended to come directly after. (alternatively, and this just occurred to me, I may have been thinking of this from too standard a sexual filter, could this me a reference to a 'Strap-on'?)

**   As well as I can interpret this it's an invitation, or a toast, too the testicles behind the penis. (any help with interpretation here is welcome)

*** I don't have anything to say about this, really, I just think it's awesome

ß I used a coma here to signify that the first line of text was slightly above the rest, so that it was like a personal correspondence.
example:

               to miss,
                   is like touching
               bare cucumber.

                     love,
                     fridge

this theory has been disputed by other scholars but I 'stand firm' in my conviction.

≤ it's easy to dismiss this as nonsense, when honestly I think it may have much more dramatic underpinnings. What can her seed be other than her developing fetus? which has been  fertilized by the above described acts, it can only be an afterward to the story of carnal pleasures listed above. So a pickled seed could be easily interpreted as an aborted fetus, or a "jar baby". Additionally It is stated as a command 'pickle her seed'! as a man would say to his cohorts. As in "Hold the woman down, and abort that fetus!"  So that what may seem harmless is actually a masculine fantasy horror-show, Like the mythical Chronos eating his own children.

≠  I made up that last one.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

cllr frm lst tme

click and look at it large, the only way it looks good.

Details:


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Genie and Angel/ Before and after

before

after

worked on something else today mostly, it's all very hush hush, and sadly I did it long before I needed to, so. that. will. just. have. to. wait. 
but here is the good news, those folks at the Chinook book told me that they might be having a gallery showing as a way to promote their coupon book, that would mean me, if I'm understanding everything correctly. however this does mean that it's time for me to start producing some larger finihsed pieces, most of the things I've done in the past one to two years for this blog would print out little larger than postage stamps (oof) so I think this may be the time to go back and do a retrospective. sketches, doodles doo-dads that could do for a finishing. If anyone has any ideas, any favorites from the past that you would like to see completed or revisited, shout them out, now is your time.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Not quite fast enuff.

As I walked through the early morning some days ago, enjoying the humidity of a rainstorm drying under a blazing sun, robins picked at bloated worms laying in the street. My eyes fixed on one of the younger fellows, who was having trouble scooping an especially large looking worm off the cement.
He had it locked firmly in his beak and flew off just in time to avoid a car approaching from the south, but in his efforts was caught and dragged under the tires of a northbound sedan. I looked away then, as his body quickly stopped resembling it's self, and I felt somehow cursed by seeing it.
I walked a little faster and composed this prayer for bird:

I pray for you ol' Soul of Bird
who had the biggest, juicy worm
who went to eat it, Happy Day!
but hit by car and gone away.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Winner!

It's me, I'm the guy I'm talking about, the winner! Remember that post were I entered an illustration into a competition? l well I won it! I won it good. now I need to come up with a bio.  so I rolled up my sleeves and produced these:

[REDACTED] lives and works in a universe he is assured is largely predetermined, as such he often sleeps in and thinks "if I don't get up, it must be the way the universe intended" it turns out that it is the universal will for [REDACTED] to be a lazy sack, five days out of the week.

[REDACTED] lives and works in St. Paul MN. a city half in half out of this century. if one wanders in st. paul, one is likely to get lost and end up conscribed into a prohibition era hooch smuggling ring. this, as of yet hasn't happened to [REDACTED] as a result he often takes walks blindfolded.

[REDACTED] is wandering eccentric currently based out of St. Paul.  he invests most of his vital energies into drawing painting and the memorization of arcane poems and spells.
you can often find him pacing and mumbling outside the main branch of the St. Paul library.

[REDACTED] 25, in poor standing with his bookie and his mother. Paint's murals for money. he has no fixed address and has an unnatural disposition for out of style clothing, which he claims "never goes out of fashion"

[REDACTED], son of famed astronaut Paul Bunyan, spent his early years as an enchanted cat on the run from the law. Since then it's been nothing but catnip

[REDACTED], born to a mother and father, lives amongst others of his species and some smaller domesticated animals. He provides sustenance for himself by traveling to a building and remaining there for some hours preforming several tasks.



That's all I have for now. If someone wants to write a real one, I would like to accept that proposal. who knows stuff about me.  [REDACTED]

Friday, May 13, 2011

uhhh

why did I do this?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

200th post

I wish I could say that I did this specifically to celebrate the 200th (it would be fitting) but actually this is an image based on a line or two of text about the egyptian gods Set and Osiris. you all should read up on those dudes.
big guy click him

and a detail shot

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Recipe for love

A compatriot made the old Benchy favorite, following the comic recipe! By the looks of it, it was executed superbly, though I would have crumbled those crackers some more.
also:
click to zzoom. I have been trying to color it, but it's just too nice a day to be inside a second longer. ADIOS!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Friday, May 6, 2011

New comic idea.

I actually just about have the script written for this bad boy.
I think it's going to be great, I've adapted an old japanese
samurai movie and added all sorts of insanity. it's got an actual
story line and loads of crazy Benchy spice all up in it too.
Ka-Ching

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

page two

Finally. so tired of looking at this project. it makes me want to barf. I remember why I don't color my comics suddenly.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

failed logo update

I tried to remake the logo. unsuccessfully!

color comic pages

I'm not sure what to do here, which to pick...