Toothpick

Today I stepped on a toothpick that I carelessly/drunkenly discarded on my living room floor the night before.

It pierced my foot, it split in two across the center and was too long to lodge it’s self into my leathery heel;

it did however have an interesting effect on the fibers of my sock.

When I removed my sock to check the damage, long fibers stuck out reminding me of wispy doll’s hair.

 I was forced to indulge in self-surgery to remove this fibrous implant in totality.

I set the toothpick up on my table so that it could cause more trouble latter




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Hey, I've been working on this podcast more, and while I can do it on my own, I was wondering if people wanted to help and raise the quality up a touch. I already mentioned wanting chip-tune music intros, but I might want a little subtle musical Q for when I change settings. Also I would like either someone to go out make me some sound effects, or find them for me, and I could also use a weekly editor. I'm getting my compadre Ross to do it this week, but I probably can't force anyone to edit the bullshit text storm I'll be writing every week. 
I've written the ruff ruff draft of episode two, and plan on doing #3 soon enuff, but I don't think I'm going to start recording until next week, or the week after.
ALSO! what does everybody think about switching to a tape recorder for the show. I'm just not sure how I feel about that recording fuzz that disappears when I'm not talking, kinda distracting.


okay, now, don't everybody respond at once!