Toothpick: the sequal

the theory has been advanced that I haven't been the same, due to the fact that a foreign object has been implanted in me. This theory has been corroborated.
if you will remeber, on the tenth of this month, I stepped on a toothpick, this toothpick lodged it's self and a small portion of sock into my heal. I preformed self surgery removing the sock strands and some small part of the toothpick that remained in my foot. I had assumed that I had removed it in totality! in truth the foreign object remained, a large splinter that was discovered and worked free by a voyage of 90 blocks. The cold and the movement encouraged the large chunk of wood to migrate downward.
the next night, (the night of the eclipse, and ten full days after implant) the chunk was manipulated by hand, and quickly though painfully ejected, sheathed in a fluid that had cordoned it off from the rest of my body.
the alignment with the solstice and the eclipse can not be ignored.
to celebrate we burned a wicker man as sacrifice to the god of wood.