Fickle yuletide ape.

I’ve stolen your dreams. Tyler H. at least, if not many others, your dream is mine now. Don’t feel bad though, your dream is self-replicating, and my achievement of it, only serves to prove that it’s feasible, and even easily achieved… Enuff suspense,

I dressed up as a gorilla and handed out fliers.  Gasp in wonder, I know I am a god among men. I even achieved all the important things attached to that particular endeavor. Tons of high-fives, and photos taken, I only spoke English to one person, while in complete gorilla gear, and I snuck in the phrase “it’s a living” into that conversation, children though I was real, and I did sneak off onto a side street to smoke a cigarette.

It…

Was…

…Awesome!